I Survived Judgment Day - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather Tan text near the bottom

Tan text near the bottom of the deck reads "SINCE 1955

Demanding more jingle bell with the same unhinged intensity as the cowbell sketch is proof that some prescriptions just get worse in December

Born from the legend of professional football in Maryland

Arched distressed white text reads "THE KOKURYUKAI IN ASSOCIATION WITH THE BLACK DRAGON HONOR" above a stark white stencil-style portrait of Frank Dux flanked by two five-pointed stars

Below the atom

I Survived Judgment Day - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather Tan text near the bottomSurviving 8 29 97 just meant watching Seinfeld instead of dodging Hunter Killers, which says everything about humanity's relationship with nuclear armageddon. Sarah carved that date into a picnic table for nothing. Inspired by Terminator 2. The Details: White uppercase text arcs around the top reading "I SURVIVED JUDGMENT DAY" with "8 29 97" centered at the bottom, separated by bullet points. A grayscale T 800 endoskeleton skull sits centered within