Stop Staring At My Cock - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:Heather Denim/Navy You big dummy—don’t miss out

You big dummy—don’t miss out on this one

" and "WE DON'T RENT PIGS

Commitment to the bit outlasts the eggnog every single year

Crawling through a river of filth apparently earns you a small business license and boat insurance

Bold cream block letters reading "BOWL" overlay the diamonds

Stop Staring At My Cock - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:Heather Denim/Navy You big dummy—don’t miss outRoosters exist solely so people can wear poultry on their chest and dare strangers to get caught reading it. Plausible deniability with feathers and a comb is a legal gray area nobody wants to litigate. The Details: Vintage hand drawn rooster rendered in yellow, blue, red, and teal ink depicts layered plumage, a red comb, and yellow wattle, standing on a patch of sketched ground. Distressed white uppercase serif text below reads "STOP STARING AT MY